Few jhand things about indians..

We say incredible india but few things are extraordinary about the people living here.i mean you won't get them,,how on earth people can be like that....no offence indians i mean my so-called brothers and sisters who work so hard to be this incredible....among thousands of people you can recognize them....so let's chek out how you will get that they are indians..

1.let's start from morning itself...morning alarm.is not their alarm.to wake up early it's an alarm that mom's/wife 's  gonna come to pull the blanket or wake me up...(so get ready for world war 3)

2.no matter how late they are,they will come out of their house with a mouth full of toothpaste and a brush in hand to show their exercising skills to people ..(after all we are from the land of baba ramdev)

3.despite they being the only reason why they are late..they will curse the government and the transport system (but will vote the same party next year)

4.you don't have to make any effort to get into the bus or train they will help you up by pushing vigorously(so next time think before you stand infront of the entry or exit before your destination comes)

5.no matter how much they hate their office they will always enjoy that free a/c..(after all that's the only place providing free a/c except the ATMs)and they will bring all the free stuffs from office with which they can open a stationery shop(what a future planning )

6.lunch means we get a mix thali to eat..sharma ji's wife has sent alu vindi ki sabji and i brought noodles today..what a combination ...(after all we are sharing people )

7.'ek chota' this is their daily need may it be chae(tea) or liquor ...an after work hang out is better than disco..

8.daily shopes are the important i mean most important part of their family..and marriage are the only thing that haapens in the daily shopes. The ladies keep on discussing about kumkum ki dusri shadi( a character's second marriage ) and raman or ishita ki tisri shadi..(third marriage between two characters) P.S: daily shopes are immortal ..:-p

9.you smoke cigarette,you drink, it's ohk cause man you have a di*k...i mean you are a male... 

You are going out after 9 in the evening damn you must be a slut...why?!!..man i mean girl you don't have di*k..i mean you r not male so no di*k no independence ....(remember having d*ck is important)..irony to the power infinity ....

10."I am going to bed" this means i am gonna go to bed take my phone and surf the internet and through all possible social medias....till our eyes pops out from our skull and swear the hell out of us...

No matter how irritating we be sometimes or how ridiculous we sound we Indians are number one in hospitality in patience and in everything ..otherwise we would have kicked the ass of all those british out there or bomb Pakistan up..for no damn reason(that's what they do right? We could have just give it back to them)